I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between
i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother
i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone
i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him