coolyounghip:

life hack: don’t join tumblr

Anonymous asked:
u smell

thx

staff:

David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.
President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then? 
leewkhemmings:

im fucking dying

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

mischievous-acrobats:

You know what I want the next Disney Princess to be?

An Alto.

gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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