deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

commisure:

i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

poisonpale:

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keepersoftheshire:

Want her boobies
haihl:

ARTHUR STOP IT

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him